volatile-duchess:

lawnegbert:

you have to drag it a bit past the line until its off the post and  the cursor gets sucked into the fucking shadow realm

WHAT THE FUCK

volatile-duchess:

lawnegbert:

you have to drag it a bit past the line until its off the post and  the cursor gets sucked into the fucking shadow realm

WHAT THE FUCK

(via whiteboyfriend)


wanktissue:

i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”

(via slipknxvghty)


jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

(via mattreallysux)


sweetchildofgrime:

can’t decide whose reaction is cuter in the last gif!

(via mattreallysux)


neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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(via andposesomeshiiiiii)


fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

(via andposesomeshiiiiii)


pyocola:

I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”

(via heycatbug)


guy:

"hey! you can only have one!!"

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opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

(via heycatbug)


veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

(via heycatbug)


mississippisunshine:

onlylolgifs:

daddy makes the perfect bun

omg this is the cutest thing

(via heycatbug)


perchu:

tsarbucks:

perchu:

perchu:

in skyrim you can ride a bee

in real life you can ride a bee

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dont do this here

(via starllex)


princessbrat7:

@rlymax 
Remember when you harassed me for nudes when I was barley 15? Then also harassed me underaged friends until they has to block you ! Yeah there isn’t blacklist on mobile so just stay away from my posts ! I’ll make sure not to change my URL so u know it me !

princessbrat7:

@rlymax
Remember when you harassed me for nudes when I was barley 15? Then also harassed me underaged friends until they has to block you ! Yeah there isn’t blacklist on mobile so just stay away from my posts ! I’ll make sure not to change my URL so u know it me !

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