wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
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the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade
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the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
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iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
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JONATHAN BENNET WHO PLAYED AARON SAMUELS IN MEAN GIRLS IS WEARING A βGO TO JAIL LINDSAYβ SHIRT IM SCREAMING
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